We Are Here To Break Your Virginity

You are now a big girl. Everything you need has already grown and so have the feelings. You can’t fight them anymore. You need to break it. Everybody else has broken it and they are telling you how great it is.

Your mama tells you to wait till marriage but you know you can’t. She tells you she was of your age once upon a time and she went through all that. Still, you feel like she doesn’t understand that you need it like yesterday.

So the time comes to get it. To let it go; to have the proverbial crack at it. But you are a virgin; so you don’t know what goes where. You need our help, and we are here at your service.

Before I lose you, let me come clean here. I am talking about getting a blog.

There so many ways you can get your blog done. But now that you are innocent, let us introduce you to one of the guys we trust. He’s called WordPress, that lucky guy.

WHY YOU SHOULD BREAK IT WITH WORDPRESS.

1. It is free.
2. It is so easy to use.
3. It allows you to use customizable plugins and other apps
4. You can design your blog to your liking.
5. You can run ads on your website.
6. It can be linked with Google Analytics which enables you to monitor the kind of traffic you attract to your website.
7. You own your website and all its data. Your site will NOT be turned off because someone decides that it is against their terms of service (as long as you are not doing something illegal). You are in full control.
8. It can support an online store where business can be transacted and payment can be received.
9. Membership sites and online communities can be built on WordPress.

Seems the guy has ticked all the boxes you dreamt of as a little girl. So, what’s next?

HOW TO GET STARTED WITH WORDPRESS.

You need some stuff to make this happen.

1. A domain name – This will be the name of your blog, for example, legibra.com (back off sister, that one is already taken!). We are currently having an offer for this one, by the way. Hurry.
2. A web hosting account – This is your room on the internet. And it’s not like in Campus where you have to exile someone to break it. You need your own room. We will give that to you at very competitive prices. Make an order today if you think we are joking.

WHAT NEXT?

Tic toc, tic toc. It’s about time to get it!

The first time is special, so you probably need a hotel room for it. Again, we got you covered. Call us on 0710135135 and we’ll hook you up with the Ground Floor of Pitman House along Jakaya Kikwete Road. Such a place to be!

This room of sorts will take you back only KES. 3,000 for one whole year. That is a domain name, it’s registration and hosting.

GREAT. SO WHERE’S MY BLOG?

Relax. We are still here, to cuddle and listen to you talk to us.

We can design your blog too at very competitive rates, tailored to suit your budget.

You are now good to go.